This has been a terrible season. I have been screaming FART BUTTS from the mountain tops every Sunday. Not going to lie, I’d almost quit if some bet I made a long time ago didn’t just somehow payoff. I have no idea what it was. Maybe Tigers wins O/U? No clue, but I got an extra $45 in my account. Thanks me? Anyway, this week is difficult. Lots of tight games, most of which I seem to like the underdog in. Because of my awful luck so far this year, I think I’m going to join these underdogs for this weekends set of parlays (at least for 1 card.) As Bill Dickenear used to say, “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” I’ll follow that up with a parlay full of abuse, which is how I’ve felt betting.
UNDERDAWGZ:
Colorado +11.5 (52) @ #22 Missouri (4-0): First of all, when did Missouri get ranked? They came out of nowhere! Both of these teams are pretty bad and Missouri is playing their 5th game at home in a row. How they got a schedule like that, I don’t know. The 11.5 spread is what I like. Colorado runs the ball at a good clip while Mizzou isn’t the greatest at stopping the run. Both teams love to air it out and are terrible at defending the pass with each well over 300 yards allowed in the air. This will be a close one the whole way though. Mizzou will probably win, but I see Colorado covering. Colorado +11.5 (Colorado 21, Mizzou 30)
Tennessee(2-3) +10.5 (48) @ Georgia (1-4): Georgia is 1-4 after a close loss to Colorado, it’s clazy. Tennessee was one cheating play away from beating #12 LSU last week but both teams ended up losing by 2. Tennessee may be 2-3 ATS this year, but Georgia is 1-4. Both teams are extremely similar in their lackluster ways. They both score 25 ppg while giving up between 21-24. The 10 point spread must be due to the Georgia venue and their level of ANGAR. I see it staying tight to the end. Just how they like it. Tennessee +10.5 (Tenn 21, Georgia 27)
#21 Florida State (4-1) +6 (48.5) @ #14 Miami (3-1): I don’t see what the big hub bub is about this Miami team. Personally, I think they sewk. Jacory Harris has thrown 9 INT’s in his last 3 games. FSU’s QB, Christian Ponder has not thrown any in the last 3. FSU has a better offensive team, they score more and put up much more yards than Miami. It’s hard to understand how Miami has been able to win 3 games with a overrated QB at the helm. With FSU getting 25 sacks in the last 5 games, look for Harris to throw more picks, leading his team to a L at home. FSU +6 (FSU 31, Miami 14) Read more »



