College Football

Thursday Night, Main Event: Pitt at Utah (With Pick$$$)

September 2, 2010
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While the undercards might not float your boat and the late night special between USC and Hawai’i is expected to be a Rainbow Slayin,’ the opening night of the college football season does bring at least one legit showdown to the table this evening. The unquestioned main event on this Game Day, not to mention one of the more important out of conference games this month, is Pitt traveling to the Beehive State to square off with the Utah Utes. Why should you watch? I’ll give you seven reasons to tune in, in honor of this post’s sponsor: Mark Dantonio’s 7 Flavors Ice Cream Shoppe, the dessert choice of state and federal institutions throughout Michigan. Thanks for the shout out, coach.

1.) These have been two of the better teams the last two seasons. In the now, these are elite programs, evidenced by their 42-10 combined record the last two seasons. Both are legit contenders for their league championships. Both feel their season can and should end in a BCS Bowl. Some of those hopes get dashed tonight, especially if you’re Utah whose league does not have an automatic bid into the big bowl party. Despite not having an automatic BCS bid to play for, the Utes have developed into a consistenly outstanding program over the last decade. For Pitt, its been said that this might be the biggest challenge on the Panthers slate. But Pitt still has the Big East bid to win should they stumble tonight, later in the month against the Canes, or both. AFter back-to-back December bowls, the program is on BCS or Bust alert. Regardless, anytime you have legit top-20 teams with a better than .800 combined winning percentage in recent seasons, its a game you build your viewing schedule around.

2.) How big is this game for conference bragging rights? So much so that three leagues might have a vested interest in the outcome. Obviously the MWC gets a big feather in their cap with a Utah win and could make a legit claim to being more of a power-6 league than the Big East. As for that league, they’ve really struggled attaining legitimacy within the college football punditry and blogging class and the outcome tonight will again move those goalposts. Can the Panthers win and get those posts trending towards some positive Big East press? The third league with a dog in this race is probably the Pac 10, since the Utes will join the conference next season. How will the suits in the league office feel about their sparkly new addition losing a home game to a Big East club? Not good enough to beat a Big East team? Uh, welcome to the Pac 10?

3.) Dion Lewis. One of my favorite college football players to watch. A total stud.

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Happy New Season! College Football Returns With A Busy Thursday Night

September 2, 2010
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It might not look like the sexiest opening night for college football, but take a look closer at the matchups. There’s not just one, not just two, but five whole games tonight pitting bowl teams from a year ago. And all of them have pointspreads, over/unders, props and, most importantly, are actual real, live college football games. Not practices. Not scrimmages. Not fake preseason games. Everything counts now, which is reason enough  to lock down and track these contests tonight. Embrace the festivities and let’s hope that with a handful of games involving 2009 postseason squads swapping helmet paint that we’ll get a few games worth talking about tomorrow.

The night closes with a late night special and the debut of The Laner at Southern Cal as the Trojans take on Hawai’i. Seth put this game under the micrscope earlier today. To that, I say: Ditto. Otherwise, there is a distinct undercard/main event phenoma cloaking the night. Let’s start with quick peaks at those undercards:

Marshall +28.5 at Ohio State, O/U 47………..Everyone is more than welcome to wager fake JCB dollars on our special Over/Under board for this game. It might be the only thing keeping us interested when its all said and done because this is blowout city, babby.  I think the Bucks cover, but I cant justify making a play on this one. Lines this big are a crapshoot and I tend to avoid them. If you have a system that involves playing against teams in look-ahead situations, I guess that’s one thing with the Bucks hosting the Canes next week. Then again, the Herd play West Virginia next week with all sorts of subplots and might have their own case of lookaheaditus. That theory might be a wash.

Minnesota -2 at Middle Tennesee State, O/U 48.5……in one of the more bizarre stories I’ve heard in recent years, the Racers do-it-all QB Dwight Dasher has been suspended for the game as authorities from an array of organizations investigate charges that he stole checks from a teammate to use as collaleral for a loan that an elderly gentlemen doled out to him so he could play in poker games.  And, he promptly lost the cash. Dont feel bad, Dwight, I hate it when the flops goes against me too. I have no clue what is going on there.  But, I do know that this has had a major impact on the point spread. Before the Dasher news broke, the Racers were as high as 4-point favorite. It was a line that was steaming with the chalk for most of the summer. Without Dasher? The line has done a complete 180. The Gophers were re-installed as 3-point chalk, although that line has been now bet down to -2. Dear Mathlete: You can stuff your PAN figures in a sack. We have are own way of determining what a player is worth. We dont need your stinking new math, we’re doing just fine. Yours truly, Vegas Oddsmakers. Well, we’ll see about that. I would be interested in knowing if the inimitable Mathlete has done a player rating on Dasher. It’d be interesting to see how his numbers would align with the sharps adjustment on this one. I doubt, however, that his research has reached the depths of the Sun Belt just yet. Whatever. I aint touching this one either. I thought about the Gophers as an underdog, but there is no way I am taking PLAY4BREW as road chalk. Thats no way to build a bankroll. They’re moving towards more power running this year even though they’ve been awful at running the ball for a couple years running, their secondary is a mess and might be in worse shape than anybody else’s in the league (yes, even worse tham Michigan or Michigan State), they’re replacing one of the automatic WRs in the league and their starting QB is entering his fourth year at the helm and I still dont know if he’s any good or just a slightly better version of Reggie Ball. Sounds like great chalk to me, yes siree.

Southern Miss +14 at South Carolina, O/U 45…..Are you sick and tired of all these arguments all off season about who has the better team between the losers of the 2009 Papajohn’s and New Orleans Bowls? I know I am. Those

The Visor will hit the turf before the first half ends, probably because of something Stephen Garcia did

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Over/Under: Marshall Thundering Herd at Ohio State Buckeyes

September 2, 2010
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 Are you ready to make  some bold predictions on the Ohio State Buckeyes? The season opener brings to light the hopes and fears for the upcoming campaign, but most of those trepidations can probably stay on hiatus for another weekend. I mean, the Bucks wont have any trouble with Marshall, right? They are four-TD chalk, few gawd’s sake!!  The Thundering Herd simply can not match OSU’s personnel. Rather than breaking this one down on a matchup by matchup basis, let’s go to the JCB Over/Under Board and see what kind of action is available for this game. Buckeye fans, I neglected to take a previewish look at your season through this Over/Under theme,  so consider this a compromise from your neglectful Big 10 blogger.

Jordan Hall, Rushing Yards, O/U 50.5 yards

With Terrelle Pryor, Brandon Saine and Daniel Boom Herron all expected to get 150 carries, its lonely work being buried on the tailback depth chart in Columbus. Saturdays are the easiest days of the season. The only Buckeye outside of that trio with any decemt amount of carries a year ago was true freshmen Jordan Hall. With the exception of three carries against Penn State, all of Hall’s carries in 2009 came in five blowouts where the average margin of victory for the Buckeyes was over 32 points per game.  In those games, he had a low of 22 yards against Ilinois and a high of 90 against New Mexico State. Half the games, he didnt receive a single carry. As for his sophomore season, some have billed him as a candidate for breakout player of the year on the offense for OSU. I feel tonight eventually will be an empty the bench game for The Vest. Hall will get anywhere between 8-12 carries, but will he surpass the half-century mark? Hall was a 4-star ‘athlete’ recruit in 2009 coming to Columbus from Pryor’s high school in Jeanette, PA, a year after the ballyhooed QB arrived in town. Look for Hall to compete for more carries a year from now with Saine no longer on the team, but for another year he’s on mop up patrol.  He ought to get carries tonight under the lights.

When WIll They Show Highlights Of The 2004 Game: Sooner/Later 7:30 second quarter

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Slayer of Rainbows: USC at Hawai’i

September 1, 2010
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USC is going to beat Hawai’i. It’s not going to be close. In fact, it’s probably going to be insultingly lopsided. In last year’s home opener against Western Kentucky University, then-freshminted Vols coach Lane Kiffin (HAHA SECONDARY VIOLATION KIFFYKINS HAHA) melted the scoreboard en route to a 63-7 decision. He had his starter, Crompton, throwing for touchdowns in the fourth quarter despite being up by thirty-five against a team that had managed a single score in the previous three quarters. Going into his first season with Tennessee with whispers about his competence nearly outshining the band’s rendition of “Rocky Top,” Kiffin looked to have his first result make the skeptics pipe down. (A close loss to UCLA just a bit later made the effort fruitless, and in hindsight, a little cruel). So while there’s already an established history between these two teams—Hawai’i has never once beaten USC, and in fact has never come within four touchdowns of doing so (avg series score: 52-15 USC)—there’s also a clear precedent, when it comes to Kiffin: if it’s September, he will not take his boot off your neck.

The question we pose this game, then, isn’t “Who’s going to win?” Nor ought we wonder, “And by how much?” Since the outcome of this game is competitively irrelevant, with one team looking for style points and another for a paycheck, this preview proposes instead to answer, at length the following question: “Of what—if of anything—can this game serve as an indicator?” While I don’t think it can tell us anything we don’t already know about the relative strengths of either team competing in it, I do think that this matchup can tell us something about each team independently. So, without further ado, what it all means:

Hawai’i defense or lack thereof

Hawai’i fielded one of the worst defenses in the country last year. In nearly every major statistical category—scoring (#90), rushing (#107), total (#91), pass efficiency defense (#7 in the WAC with opponents’ QBs averaging a 144.2 pEFF rating)—it stunk up the joint. Only its #33 passing defense, at 201 yards surrendered per game, looked respectable. Remember, however, that Eastern Michigan had the best statistical pass defense in the country; if you could run on them to the tune of picking up a deuce a game, and you were out ahead by the end of the first quarter, why even bother with a pass? Regardless of how things look for Hawai’i’s defense in general, one ought to be comforted by the return of the entire defensive backfield—including all four positions’ backups. Matt Barkley will undoubtedly shred it before he is taken out of the game, but it will be interesting to see how well this experienced group holds up against him. More interesting, however, will be seeing how the underclassmen backups perform against his replacements, and against the younger receivers who step in after RoJo & co. are put on the pine. Even more compelling will be the degree to which the Trojans’ short passing and running games are responded to by the green linebacking corps. With no returning starters at any of the three LB positions, and both a sophomore and a true freshman in the two-deep, we should see a number of players grow up quite quickly trying to contain things just off the line of scrimmage. I suspect that Paipai Falemalu (16 T, 2 S in 12 spot-duty performances as a substitute DE last year) will come in and emerge as the primary playmaker behind the defensive line, with occasional starter and senior Mana Lolatai locking down the Mac position that has been lacking an enforcer-type to fill it since Solomon Elimimian graduated after 2008. I do not anticipate a steller performance on the day from the LB corps, but I do think that with enough PT to go around, and a chance for the older players to prove themselves against skill players who will be superior to almost all they will conceivably face for the rest of the season, what we WILL get from the LB corps is enough to go on when it comes to determining starting lineups. Defensive propositions: look for the defense to intercept one ball in the second half, to surrender 500 yards of total offense with 225 of them coming on the ground, but to provide its backups at CB, DT, and S with ample playing time after USC’s starters go out. Read more »

Five Teams Ready to Rise in College Football

September 1, 2010
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A Top-25 poll at the beginning of the season is bad for college football. In no other sport does a meritless ranking of teams have such an impact on who wins the championship. The landscape will look much different in October and will undoubtedly shift once again by the time the conference championship games take place. When a “top” team loses it has a better chance to bounce back, many times by virtue of these preseason polls.

On the eve of the college football season, let’s take a look at five teams outside the preseason guesses that will work their way into the Top 25 this season.

Houston- With Houston, you must start with Case Keenum. The Heisman hopeful quarterback led one of the most explosive offenses in the country last season and almost everyone returns. Keenum threw for over 5,600 yards with a completion percentage over 70 last season and will be hitting many of the same targets in 2010. James Cleveland, Tyrone Carrier, and Patrick Edwards may form the best receiving trio in the country. It’s not every year a team returns a 5,000 yard passer and three 1,000 yard receivers. Bryce Beall should carry the load at running back after his counterpart Charles Sims was ruled ineligible this season. The line will replace two, but expect the nation’s top scoring offense from 2009 to keep it going this year.

Houston’s concern, and reason for finding itself outside of the Top 25,  is on the opposite side of the ball. 95th in scoring defense a year ago, the unit simply could not stop the run (111th in rush defense).  New coordinator Brian Stewart comes from the NFL and will have the charge to be just below average. If he accomplishes that, Houston could be shooting for bigger goals than just finishing in the Top 25. The Cougars travel to Texas Tech and UCLA, play Mississippi State at home, and have a very important Conference USA date at Southern Miss in November. Split those games and it’s almost guaranteed you’ll see Houston in the polls come December.

Navy- Receiving just 12 votes in each poll, the Midshipmen are out to prove they belong. Well, they have proven it over and again recently, winning eight games in each of the last seven seasons.  Coach Ken Niumatalolo may have his best team yet, led by another star quarterback, Ricky Dobbs. Dobbs threw for and rushed for over 1,000 yards last season, adding 27 rushing touchdowns. The midshipmen have senior tackles, an experienced fullback and a young playmaker in Gee Gee Greene.

Unlike Houston, Navy doesn’t have a terrible defense, ranking 18th in scoring defense last season. In a 3-4 set, Navy will need to replace three linebackers but three star prospect Vinnie Mauro should help. Mauro had offers from the likes of Wisconsin and Vanderbilt and will be counted on to make an impact this season. Senior safety Wyatt Middleton returns for his fourth year as a starter and will need to continue his playmaking ways. Navy opens with Maryland, travels to Wake Forest, and hosts Notre Dame for their three biggest tests. Honestly, Navy could run the table. Really. More likely, we’re looking at 9-3 or even 10-2, which would mark the first back-to-back ten win seasons in school history.

Texas A&M- The Aggies were 6-7 last season, so a jump to the Top 25 would be a real accomplishment for Mike Sherman and his players. Senior QB Jerrod Johnson will have to be the one to take them there. Johnson was third in the nation in total offense last year, throwing for 30 TDs and just 8 INTs. This behind an offensive line that gave up almost 30 sacks. The O-line will be the only concern on offense, as underclassmen will see a lot of time. Still, Johnson showed last season that he could produce with little time and there is no reason to believe he will change this year with his top targets returning. Read more »