Quick, Fix Your Bracket

[Ed. Special post written by a RAWRCATZ alum]

Stop what you’re doing. I see what you did. Shame on you. Go grab your bracket, are you sure you’re finished? I’m lol’ing right now since you picked Winthrop. Trust me, that isn’t your only mistake. Check out the Midwestern Regional. *shakes head* YOU’VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. Georgetown OVER Ohio University? Are you kidding me, have you seen the last week of college basketball? One of the hottest teams in America right now, and you picked against them. Cross it out, log in, or resubmit to your office pool. Whatever way you entered your bracket, change it NOW. Why? Well, here are the Top 5 reasons to pick the RAWRCATZ over the Hoyas.

1. Armon Bassett just exploded for 31 points per game in the MAC tourney (4 days). IN THE MAC. AS A #9 SEED. IN AMERICA. The former IU guard transferred to OU after the IU-death penalty and this is his first year back and look what he’s done:

GM MIN PTS REB AST TO A/T STL BLK PF FG% FT% 3P% PPS
31 34.5 16.9 3.2 3.5 2.1 1.6/1 1.2 0.1 1.3 .388 .823 .344 1.33

Pick RAWRCATZ.

2. Ohio against the spread. The RAWRCATZ were 18-12 ATS. They’ve covered 11 of 12 games dating back to Super Bowl weekend. If that doesn’t scream LOCK, I don’t know what to tell you. The RAWRCATZ haven’t lost in March and that isn’t going to end. Pick RAWRCATZ.

3. Court Street beats M Street. Would you rather pay $9 for a beer for $0.75? Pick RAWRCATZ.

4. Frank Solich will be watching. Pick RAWRCATZ.

5. Bobcat vs. a puppy? That’s one dead doggie. Pick RAWRCATZ.

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